Yes. We Think These Types Of Things.
Why, WHY would someone go to all the trouble and expense of designing and ordering a Real Doll and then order it with a flaccid penis? WTF? You can go to any bar any night of the week and find someone who has a problem getting it up. Do them a solid and hit on them.
Hippies are to Boulder like orange tans and glued spikes are to Jersey. It will become an SAT comparison question.
What happens to Edward when Bella’s on her period? Brings a whole new meaning to eating out.
A solid day is one that begins with Red Bull and Three Olives and ends with $2 Tuesday. Yes, I realize this limits solid days to Tuesdays. However, if you started with the right amount of Red Bull and Three Olives you’ll forget that and make it a solid day regardless.
Katie figured out the other day that searching “lesbian kissing” now pulls up our blog. Oh boy. Wait, I mean oh girl.
KFD and I are not known for our restraint. Watch yourself next time you’re on a brunch date with us and someone brings up the topic of tattoos.
iphones don’t give you apps. They give you the license to take pictures of all the world’s crazies, overly-imbibed, and style challenged. Examples include Kenny G hairstyles, Miller Lite pajama bottoms underneath jorts, and elderly couples who bring their entire stuffed animal collection into SeaWorld and rent strollers for them.
There is a homeless panhandler in Boulder that gives talks and refers to himself as the “Emperor of The Universe.” Senility has its’ advantages. Dreadlocks on rich white kids acting out against daddy do not.
